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To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!
Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
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A made-up that you pretend has a real meaning.
Jeff: "Bob, you're such a Jookabo"
Bob: "What's a Jookabo?"
Jeff: "Haha, you're a Jookabo!"
Jookabo by Origamipotato October 6, 2020
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An acronym for "Jerking Off Like A Boss"
"After No Fap 2010, I've been Jolab 24/7 since the start of 2011."

"Dude, where's Jacob?"

"He's Jolab in the school toilets"/
Jolab by NeilViegas February 26, 2011
The term used when a man masturbates intensely:

JOLAB = Jerking Off Like A Boss

Jerk Off Like A Boss
INFERIOR: Hey man, want some pizza?
YOU: Na man I can't, I am going to go Jolab!
jolab by Red in the Shed February 26, 2011
a word that somebody uses to define someone with large breasts
man i saw this sweet ass joolah the other day. Just had to have her
joolah by Kazy Chan August 20, 2009

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