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12. joo
One of God's better jokes. In some Chinese languages, transliterated words for 'pork' or 'pig' is 'joo' or 'ju'. Of course in New York and Israel there's a homonym, for a person of a belief that doesn't (or claims they don't) eat 'joo', they are also known as jew.
Beef Niu ro Knee-oh – row
Chicken Ji ro Jee – row
Pork Zhu ro Joo – row
by Forte Jul 20, 2004 add a video
1. Joo
Alternate spelling of Jew- Derived from Cartman on "South Park"
"Someone here is a J-O-O!"

Kyle is a Joo.
by pk Nov 9, 2004 add a video
2. joo
Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.
H3y, J00! Y0 m4mm4 w45 600d 1457 ni6h7, F00!
by SizzlinGyrl Aug 7, 2003 add a video
3. Joo
Also used as "you", commonly mispronounced by Cubans.
"What joo talkin' 'bout, mang?"
by Lucifer May 8, 2004 add a video
4. joo
A person of jewish origin
"Hey, joo."

"Look at that joo over there."
by notajoo May 27, 2004 add a video
5. Joo
1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.

2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".
1: "Maybe we're not getting to heaven because somebody here is a J-O-O" - South Park.

"Jon Stewart is a filthy joo" - antisemite.
"I didn't know he was jooish" - person.

2: "Joo w1ll g3t teh fl@g!!!" - gamer playing "capture the flag"
"Joo @r3 ST00P1D!!!1!!!one!!!" - gamer expressing his/her (who am i kidding, HIS) frustration with a fellow gamer whom he perceives as being incompetent or unintelligent.

"Ja" means "yes" in Dutch, and is pronounced "Ya".
6. Joo
It is another way of saying you. Used mostly by hardcore gamers.
I fucking pwn joo son.
7. joo
Internet slang the word "you" or "your" (possessive)

Headstrong owns joo kids.
by CFX Feb 2, 2003 add a video
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