| 1. | joo-won | ||
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1. A person that copies phrases/sayings of others and claims them as their own.
2. Bad use of 1337 speak to acknowledge when someone has won. 1. That chick is such a joo-won, I told her to suck a fart and she claims she has been using that phrase since she was six! What a joo-won!
2. d00d! j00-\/\/0|\|!!!!!111 ur 5k1lls r 1337!!! |
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| 2. | whitman | ||
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what a call an extremely stingy JOO or Jew, who always ask for money in return of nothing. That whitman with the huge ass nose won't lend me a dollar even though I've bought him sandwiches, soda, and nachos!
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| 3. | the best day of my life | ||
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The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you Comercial Guy: "i won an X-Box 360, this is the best day of my life!!!"
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| 4. | Heckler and Koch | ||
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In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. more...
At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matter... |
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| 5. | Wah | ||
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A party game. Everyone playing the game starts off in a circle. One person starts off by raising their hands in the air like a tree and scram "WAH!". The people on his/her sides must then chop down the tree and scream "WAH!" at the same time after the tree screams "WAH!" The tree then falls down and points their hands toward someone else who then becomes the tree, again, screaming "WAH!". The cycle repeats until someone messes up by not realizing that they are the tree, chopping down the tree later than the other person, or if they scream "WAH!" at the same time that the tree screams it. The game ends when there are two players remaining. The game is best played in large groups of people, with the game going at such a fast speed that there is a constant stream of "WAH's!" After playing Wah, my voice was shot, but I definitely won the game by paying attention to the Wah's.
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| 6. | Death Loop | ||
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A noob glitch in mgo (metal gear online) where if you kill someone, then spray the head of your victim with bullets untill it fades, resulting in the respawned guy dying. This is because of the desyncronisation between death and respawn, making two of yourself. Total noobs use it when they achieve a kill and know they won't be lucky enought to earn another. Probably discovered by some guy playing mgo who killed a very annoying camper, so out of spite sprayed the body with bullets, only to find that the camper died again. Of course this honest man didn't tell anyone so no one would know, but his gamer girlfriend next to him couldn't keep her yap shut. Hence DL was born. Me: WTF I just died after respawn.
Death loop Noob: ROFLMAO! 1 h45 h4xord joo w17 mi sk1115 !!!11121@! Me: You used DL didn't you? DL Noob: ... stfu wtf noob!?!!!11 Everyone: DIE NOOB! |
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| 7. | runescape | ||
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Runescape is a MMORPG game made by the makers of Jagex. This game really is terrible and addictive.It laggs alot,to many scammers and hackers over this fucked up game. The game lacks of goodsporting,to many fatass 10-12 year olds who walk around saying "Ow3d jOO NeWb".Not to mention the censoring in this game is mad strict you can't even say "ass or damn" It consumes to much valuable time you won't get back. Everytime you look around in this bullshit game you see autoers or macroes. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME! I played it for 2 year and I have finally stop it didn't ruin my life or anything cause I never let it affect me like that. Be smart don't do drugs. I.E. Runescape. Kid:Wanna go to the movies and meet hot guys
Kid2: No sorry I'm playing Runescape and my bf is giving me a santa!! Kid:Your such a fucking loser,bitch. Kid2:I own you in wildy! |
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