Pete: Ha, what a jonx!
A colloquial Washington DC Metro Area word meaning a random object, event or the male genitalia.
Derived from the universal word 'joint' which is commonly used in NYC and Tri-state area.
Word also used in Philadelpia Metro area as (jons)
"You still got that Vanilla Dutch dude? Den roll that jonx up already."
"Did you peep the 'Skins game last night? That jonx was vicious yeong!"
"After she beasted my jonx last night, I kicked that ho out of the cribbo."
ii.)A pesons personal posessions
ii.) tke your grinmy hand off my jonx
Would you get out of the way and jönx?
We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.