Slimy Joystick 

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.

My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.

Slimy Joystick by FraterOS December 30, 2018

Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006

Jostina 

The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.

Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o

Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011

Josstice League

A butchered version of the Real Justice League (coming out in 2021) made by the REAL hack Joss Whedon

"Hey man did you watch Justice League?"

"Yeah, so bad, I think we should call it Josstice League"

Josstice League by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009

Jonsi

An excellent musician whose musical ambrosia brings hope and happiness to all.

Electricity wires are down,
Rainbow colours fade into brown,
I dreamt your smile was shifting for good,
Courageous boy, now you are gone,
You run faster, yet have no place to go,
Your spirit still burns, and so life goes on...

from Jonsi's "Boy Lilikoi"

Jonsi by Glósóli February 12, 2010

johnstipated 

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

johnstipated by brentionary April 6, 2009