1.] a young man in his twenties afraid to come out of the closet. but has made out with multiple guys in his teen years. he also had a three some with one girl and another guy. 2.] someone who had dated a female thats figure is shaped like a man. 3.] touches little boys around the ages 16. 4] a free loader, who acts like a female. 5.] a very jealous ex-boyfriend that acts nice, and attempts to wiggle his way back in his ex girlfriends life.
My girlfriend has a Jonny of an ex boyfriend.

(to a gay man),so you're going to hook up with that jonny?

i can't ever get the jonny out of my house! he never pays rent.
by thatchickwiththeface January 05, 2010
Top Definition
The most perfect guy who would only be found in your dreams. he's sexy, the most funniest guy ever, talkative and has a deep look in his eyes and the most gorgeous smile in the world! He knows exactly how to sweep you off your feet.
"You're my jonny :-)"
by pixilated December 21, 2005
A jonny is a condom!
Shit kate i ran out of jonnys
by anon March 11, 2005
A Jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. A Jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.

He will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. He's no one's best friend, but he's sometimes close.
Usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. Skinny, not very strong usually. Usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a Jonny is straight.
Very opinionated, and loves easily.
Mark: Man, that shit was nasty. Probably dead rats in it.

Jonny: If there were dead rats in it, wouldn't you be poisoned? (laughingly)

Mark: Dude, shut up.

(random chick): haha.
by achhh! [loves pie!] April 12, 2009
1. Coolest person on the planet.

2.Extremely powerful god that pwns everyone.

DAMMMNN, that jonny is a god. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.
by messanger from big gun up stairs February 05, 2008
Generally has a bigger cock then a justin
wow, he is more hung then justin, he is JONNY!!!
by Јɘʂʊʂ May 31, 2009
a young child that is retarded and addicted to things that are red.
Jonny just had a seizure
by Deshonda May 10, 2005
A sexy yet meterosexual bloke with a good body and dress sense. The downside is that a Jonny is arrogant but has reason to be ;)
oh my god, the only way to describe him was that he was a such a Jonny
by Lindzybitch June 06, 2005
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