Jonned 

Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.

(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"

Jonned by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

Jennied 

To drink large quantities of alcohol, to the extent that you do one, or both, of these two things:

a) Begin to speak in 'Queen's English'.

OR

b) Reach ultimate rage and punch guys in the face.

Ah, man, I got totally Jennied last night! I ended up punching Seamus in the face!

Jennied by GettingJennied June 10, 2012

Johnnied

A derivative of the term "cashed,"(as in Johnny Cash), meaning the contents of the bowl of a marijuana pipe or bong have been depleted and requires replenishing in order to further indulge.

cashed

"Man I am so fucking baked, lets smoke another bowl. Aw shit dude, the bowl is Johnnied, empty that shit and pack another."

"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"

Johnnied by Jan N. September 22, 2005

Jonnie 

A very beautiful guy with the perfect smile. Someone who has an amazing personality. He is funny, nice, and understanding. He will always be there for you. He can make you laugh and smile when your sad.. He gives you butterflies when you see and talk to him. He makes you wanna wake up every morning. He is the perfect guy. There is nothing to change about him.. He is so easy to love.

I love you, Boo Bear. <3

Example:

Girl: man, I wish my boyfriend was like jonnie.

Me: well doesn't that suck.

:D

Jonnie by Kailaahlynn(: April 30, 2011

Jennied 

To get completely and utterly pissed/fucked/razzed. So drunk that you find youself waking up in a room full of lebanese hookers the next day and not having a dime to pay their massive pimp.

Man - i got so jennied last night i have actually forgotten my own name!

Jennied by spwalsh999 June 10, 2012

jonnie 

a adorable girl whos hyperactive and orginal. sometimes confused with a boy name. shes not materalistic and shallow but
actually looks for guys that are "worth it". One of my best damn friends. An awesome cool unique girl who stands out with out trying. has an epic personality classy, yet simple. and very beautiful.

-love
Gabbyy.

guy 1"hey did you see that new girl jonnie today?"

guy 2"dude! jonnie's a boy name hahaha stupid!"

guy 1"freaking idiot she a girl."

guy 2"show her to me then you dick."

* shows her jonnie

jonnie "uh sup?"

guy 2"damn your hot."

jonnie by rockinkiller February 5, 2009

jonnyed 

1. When you utterly dominate someone in a intelligent manner.

2. When you are enlightened by someones comment.

3. To be mind blown

- "Hey man, did you just see that lawyer ? ...he just got jonnyed

- "Wow thanks man, that was some powerfull stuff, i was just jonnyed the whole"

- "Hey man did you speak to Robert?"
"No, not yet.. why?"
"All i can say is that he jonnys me every time"

Origin - from the old soul yet young in figure Sir Jonathan A E (aka "Jonny")
known for his philosophical and entertaining insight he had on matters that were simple in speech yet powerful in meaning.

jonnyed by recognize*the*forgotten February 5, 2014