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Jongstery is to Mystery as The Frugal Artist is to The Pickup Artist.
Jongstery only shops clothes on clearance - you'd better be using extra coupons and discount codes to make the deal sweeter!
jongstery by Jongsta November 2, 2009

DJ= Digital Jammaster 

DJ was once known as a Disc Jockey, but now we are in a digital Era and the name needed to be updated so behold to the revolution of Digital Jammasters.
Digital Jammaster Jam master DJ= Digital Jammaster

Jewmaster 

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.
It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!
Jewmaster by aytin October 16, 2008

jagmaster 3000

one bad ass mother fucker that gets more than enough pussy
yo, wuzzup jagmaster 3000, how was dat bitch you tore up last night?
jagmaster 3000 by shadowdick July 24, 2011

Jonzaster 

A whiny white boy who tries to act cool. Has an Instagram account and is a total Cunt. Talks Shit about Fortnite yet has tons of Fortnite posts on his account. Completely obsesses over the dumbest of things and is a huge Dork
Person1: I hate this game
Person2: You literally wear that games Merch, don’t be such a Jonzaster
Jonzaster by TikTokHater September 8, 2020

Joaster Toaster 

An aspiring Youtube star that frequently makes Comedy content
Guy 1:

I've never heard of Joaster Toaster
Guy 2:

You will
Joaster Toaster by jeff333 August 12, 2018