To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).