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joni is hot and dangerous and likes to play lovegames
she is very flexible if you know what i mean sexy girl she is "i really want to see joni FLEX HER MUSCLES…….if you know what I'm sayin"
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A term used to describe or name an extremely attractive member of the famale sex.
Can be also pertained as an exotic beauty. A Joni is usually great at everything, has great hair, and a perfect smile. She has classic taste and is known to have dark mesmerising eyes. A Joni is usually exremely simular looking to Vanessa Hudgens minus the nude photo scandals. Man # 1 - Look at that!
Man # 2 - Where? Man # 1 - Over there! She's such a Joni! Man # 2 - Yeah, she's a real exotic glamour. |
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Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni") When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"
"Look at Joni, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!" "Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!" "Oh, that Joni!" "There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!" |
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A type of sock monster. He resides under your bed eating your toe nail clippings and any pets you may keep if they so happen to venture too near. Theres a Joni lurking.
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Joni - Verb; sociable, artistic blogger who is a raging faggot. Well known for being the awkward one at parties. Joni does not conform to the normal people of Palm Bay/Melbourne (look up 'Palm Bay'). She thinks they are all pussies and won't do shit. Joni aspires to move far away, tat up her whole body, and get a breast reduction because her tits are freaking huge. Joni's parents will mostly likely not like you. "Don't invite Joni, she just stares and laughs after everything that's said"
"What the hell, guise. I don't even look hipster!" -Typical Joni Quote |
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Another meaning for strawberry a female who trades sex for crack or money to buy crack, also a name of a slut. I gave this Joni a crack rock and she sucked my dick
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One who fornicates with a person(s) friends and/or family members, then absconds with the victim's pet(s). A pornographic pet thief of sorts, usually fueled by misplaced anger, chemical dependency, and jealousy. Victim: "Has anyone seen DruDru? There's a pair of boxers in her dog bed and I can't find her anywhere!"
Brad: "Yeah, Joni came by and blew me, then took your dog" |
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