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I wish I was as sexy as a Jonada.
jonada by Mike Hawkishard February 7, 2008
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Jonadick 

Cock juggling thunder cunt. Favorite dish is cockmeat sandwiches. You can often see him being chased naked down the road by gorillas with bananas shoved up his ass. Jonadick's tend to have a very small penis. They like to talk a shitload of smack but in all reality they are nothin but big pussies.
"Shutup Jonadick"
Jonadick by leciababy March 4, 2010

Johnadu Bah 

Superior form of John Winston, cousin to Enzodu Bah, brother to Graceadu Bah, and greatest foe to the legendary Oscardu Bah, whom which his power resides in being the shortest nigga in the room.
Aaron: who owns microsoft again?
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious

Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok
Johnadu Bah by RiptideFPS November 25, 2020

joshadabeckqua

A religion only a few would ever understand, and that’s on beckqua.
veggie tails”

“robin hood?” - “no robin good. read it😐”

“joshadabeckquaaaaaAa”
joshadabeckqua by joshadabeckqua November 29, 2019
JonaDio. A canon JJBA ship made by Hirohiko Araki. It is honestly a wonderful ship. Not incest nor a problematic ship. Just perfect. Although it's fine if you don't like it, just don't hate on it.
"JonaDio is a wonderful ship. We wouldn't have Giorno if it wasn't for JonaDio!"

"I'm not a fan of JonaDio. But I'll respect people who ship it."
JonaDio by jouta November 21, 2020
The 13 Commandments of Jonad

1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"
I don't speak English, I speak Jonad.
Jonad by grg123456 June 28, 2022