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jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

Jungling 

The act of absolutely fucking up something to the point where fixing it is just ridiculous. This can apply to phones, electronics, social situations, or any kind of project.
Man, I was talking to this girl and it was going great until Jake started jungling it all up by being creepy.
Jungling by Billyatthedisco December 22, 2015
to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

Jungling Sion

Its when you charge across the room and jump and cum on your girlfriend while screaming like Sion ulting
- I just did a Jungling Sion on my girlfriend last night
- Thats so fucking cool bro

Jungling 

The act of getting head from a girl and then releasing your load in her hair and then quickly adding sticks and leaves form your pocket into her hair as to create the appearance of a jungle woman.
I came prepared, I've been planning on jungling this girl for a long time.
Jungling by The Jungle Man November 2, 2010