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20.
Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".
Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"
by :FI:Skipper April 27, 2006
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1.
to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones
Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
by Nick D March 18, 2003
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2.
craving; wanting
I'm jonesing for some sushi.
by krystal August 13, 2003
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3.
the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.
I've been jonesing for a joint all day.
by Grant November 08, 2002
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4.
Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.
Man, I'm *really* jonesing for a cup of coffee right about now.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
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5.
After Jones Alley, NYC 1960's. Craving for addiction.
Jonesing for a hit
by SLBear May 11, 2010
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6.
Comes from the street term for heroin, and associated with an addiction or craving. Not affiliated with 'keeping up with the jones'.
It's Friday night and I'm jonesing for a drink!

She was jonesing him at the concert.
by krohnanator November 20, 2008
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7.
comes from neighborhood crack addict/favorite local "Mr. Jones" of Madison, Wisconsin who would wander State Street looking to score.
You wanna go downtown? You look like you're jonesing real bad.
by ElScorcho July 30, 2007
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