some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.
group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
JONAS BROTHERS =
1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
2. They're ugly because their parents were cows.
3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS.
4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans.
5. Cockroaches write their music.
6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel.
THANK YOU :)
JONAS BROTHERS :
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay.
JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :(
OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days.
All : YAY.
2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD.
MOM AND DAD : MOO.
3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH.
JOE : OH SHIT.
NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them.
4. NICK : OOH BABY.
12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU.
JOE : SUCK ME TOO.
OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG.
5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC.
6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY.
NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT.
DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN.
A band consisting of three brothers who go on homo-erotic, technicolor adventures together.
The Jonas Brothers are a terrible band.
overrated american boyband consisting of 3 brothers called joe,kevin and nick.
females from 1-100 adore them for their sex appeal obviously(which by the way is...where?)
stole songs from busted,year 3000,what i go to school for and retouched it a million times without the band's permission.
The songs that the jonas bros actually do own which are about 5 out of 500 all sound the same and have the same theme:girl problems.
not that we haven't heard that before,right?
seriously,if you love the jonas bros,love em ok? but you've gotta see that they are a marketing product from disney and realise that sooner or later one of them's about to show their true colours,like ending up in rehab or drug scandals coming.
fan:omigod! i love the jonas brothers,they are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hawt,and talented,and cute,and goodlooking and talented,and oh my god,I'm so gonna marry nick.
Rising Disney whore band that attracts millions of overly obsessed 7-19 year old girls who treat them like they're GOD. They are not God, they're a bunch of faggot ass bastards who don't know real music and wear skinny jeans.
These hairy-lipped cuntbags had to suck cock to get where they are now. Poor Walt Disney is surely rolling over in his grave right about now. Good thing he's DEAD so he doesn't have to HEAR their music or SEE his beloved Disney SPIRALLING down a toilet.
This definition is most likely going to be rejected by a JoBlow die hard fan, but you know what? FUCK YOU IT'S MY OPINION. FREEDOM OF MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH, YOU TOOL!
OBSESSIVE FANGIRL: Liek omg! OMG JONAS BROTHERS CONCERRT ZOMG I HAS TICKETTS!
Me: Wow, what has our world come to? *shakes head and walks away*
A canned band with the brand of disney.
They don't sing, they don't play the guitar, they walk around the stage and sometimes dance and jump up and down. Here's the big question. When everyone is jumping around and neglecting their instruments, where's the music coming from.
(PROTIP: Not them)
Also, purity rings? Give me a fuckin' break.
9 YO girl: I love the Jonas Brothers.
Me: I know, it's really not your fault at all. Blame Disney for getting at you before your mind's fully matured.
Butt Fucking Gay
When Timmy put his scrodom into another mans ass, John was like, "Dude that was so Jonas Brothers".