Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley

<3
VIVA LA STEWART !

Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
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the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"
by opossum March 18, 2005
Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
by darkochick October 01, 2005
1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
by oberchode March 08, 2006
The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.
Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever
by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005
v. To befuddle dim bureaucrats with ironic interview questions designed to show the faults in their logic. Similar to pulling a stephen colbert but not as unctious. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Eddie! I hear your wife is going to jon stewart the principal at the assembly. I hope someone gets it on tape.

Tape? Why not say film you Cro-Magnon? It's all bytes on a hard-drive now my friend.

Yeah? Well byte this!
by gnostic1 February 03, 2012
Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.
The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010

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