j-ahn stoo'-wart (n) Overly revered, under-talented comedian/political schill who hosts the highly partisan "The Daily Show." Stewart appeals to the bread and circuses crowd by using only parts of many news stories rather than the full accounts. By reporting that "George Bush sent unarmed women into Iraq today" rather than including the remaining "to bolster the ranks of the medical corps' nurses" Stewart is able to garner a few laughs from the armchair/dope field warriors plaguing the nation.
"Come on. Is that the full story, or are you giving me the Jon Stewart version?"
by snoobo August 29, 2007
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the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"
by opossum March 18, 2005
Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
by darkochick October 01, 2005
1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
by oberchode March 08, 2006
Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.
The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010
Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.
"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."
by HeatherLovesCorddry November 09, 2005
Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley


Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
v. To befuddle dim bureaucrats with ironic interview questions designed to show the faults in their logic. Similar to pulling a stephen colbert but not as unctious. Also a sexual euphemism.

Hey Eddie! I hear your wife is going to jon stewart the principal at the assembly. I hope someone gets it on tape.

Tape? Why not say film you Cro-Magnon? It's all bytes on a hard-drive now my friend.

Yeah? Well byte this!
by gnostic1 February 03, 2012

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