Jon Huntsman 

Essentially the only Republican who isn't an anti-science, bible-thumping sociopath, and thus, he's in last place amongst the current presidential candidates.

Person 1: Huh, Jon Huntsman's a Republican who believes in both evolution and man-made global warming.

Person 2: Bullshit.

Jon Huntsman by dumaitisagain November 6, 2011

strong jon howes

-going through someones text messages on his/her phone
-anything clumsy that jon howes would do (ex: missing lay ups, spilling drinks)

can be used to describe almost any situation one may encounter in daily life

Person 1: "I cant believe he missed that lay-up."
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1 reads through person 2's texts
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1: "Wow, I (insert clumsy/silly action here)"
Person 2: "Strong Jon Howes!"

strong jon howes by Bill B. Billson March 29, 2010

jon hagy 

Just another internet troll that can't get shit done. Jon Hagy left his wife for a man, and refuses to pay his child support. Instead he spends his money on nice cars. Jon Hagy is the absolute scum of the Earth and will leech off of anyone with any type of success, just to try and stay relevant.

Did you hear? Jon Hagy said he's going to ruin my life!

I'm sure he told his wife he loved her, that was a lie too.

jon hagy by HiddenMan240 July 24, 2019

Jon Hume 

Jon Hume is the oldest of the 3 Hume brothers. He plays in the alternative rock band Evermore, who are from Feilding New Zealand. Jon is the lead singer-guitarist of the band, and is notably tall. Jon went to school until around age 12(?), but then his mother home schooled him and his brothers. He produces most of Evermores work. He has said before that if he was not in Evermore, he would probably be producing other bands.

Jon Hume "Hey what's up."
Me "Um hey can I pleeease have a photo with you?"
Jon Hume "Yeah ofcourse" *poses*
Me "Oh.. I'm really little.."
Jon Hume "Don't worry, I will crouch for you" :]
*this happened on June 23 2007 in Wellington New Zealand after one of Evermores concerts on the "Real Life" tour

Jon Hume by Nicky New Zealand! July 23, 2007

Jon Horne 

One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city

Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!

Jon Horne by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015

Jon Heder 

He's flippin' awesome!! Unknown to most people, hes the dude who played Napoleon Dynamite in one of the greatest movies of all time!!!!!!

HeCk YeS!!

A fRiCkIn' 12 GuAgE, wHaT dO yOu tHiNk?!?

Jon Heder by sKaTeBoArDiNgiSnOtAcRiMe!!! February 21, 2005

Jon Heder 

Sexiest Man Alive I love Jon Heder he is totally my boyfriend

I wish Jon Heder lived in Florida so I could stalk him

Jon Heder by La Fawnduh j/k *Brit April 11, 2005