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upside down jon doe 

A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.
Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe
What you call a condom when a young boy (e.g. little jonny) wears one.
Typical troll on youtube:
Dear (insert username here)

I came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, I think this channel should be banned.
Jon-Dom by f1freak2727 December 9, 2012

Jon O'Donnell 

Oi, Jon O'Donnell, you owe me a fiver.
Jon O'Donnell by 100% Not Liam August 2, 2020
A guy that can get any girl even though he's an asshole he does not do the relationship type of shit.
Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants
don jon by abcmale October 8, 2015
When you put lubricant in a blow up dolls mouth and you have her give you head while you watch porn
My girlfriend rejected me so I gave myself a Don Jon
Don Jon by wisemankiller July 20, 2014
When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.
"Don't Don Jon on me!"

"Did you just Don Jon?"

"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."
Don Jon by Don jon August 28, 2014