a completely and totally divisive asshole
the daily show used to be for everybody but now it's just for mean spirited radical ward churchill types
jon stewart is the lamest
|2.||Jon and Kate Plus 8|
A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
Thank you, to all of you that can see through the sham that is California.more...
California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)
Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!
We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.
And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.
And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacif...
Sucks balls.Is NOT funny.Steven Colbert is way funnier,especially when he was on Strangers With Candy.
Lewis Black is a real comedian.Jon Stewart is a failure.He failed at standup,he failed on his late night talk show and he's failing now.Craig Kilborn kicks his ass and Kilborn looks like the singer from the band The Queens Of The Stoneage.
Look,jon stewart is not now,nor has he ever been funny.He is NOT a comedian,he sucks as a talk show host,he's a shitty actor.He's LAME LAME LAME!!!!
Another terrible rapper from Atlanta...gosh there are so many. This guy is so lame that he bit everything off of Jay-Z from the name to the persona to the lyrics. Jay-Z sometimes calls himself "Young Hova", so this guy bit the "Young" part, and Jay-Z became "Jeezy". So you can probably guess how the rest will turn out.more...
First, he says "Yeah" all the time biting Lil' Jon who doesn't even rap. "Soul Survivor" is the name of a Pete Rock album. "Guess who's bizzack" is a line from a Jay-Z song.
Second, he doesn't even have his own persona. There must be a million drug-dealer-turned-rappers out there, Jay-Z being the first to really bring it to the mainstream.
Finally, he has a terrible, garbage flow. You hear the first part of one of his bars, and you will be able to guess how the rest of it goes...that is, unless it's a lyric he bit from a Jay-Z song, in which case you won't be able to guess. The only other time you might not be able to guess what he'll say next is when he pulls a DMX and just repeats himself.
Best of all, he says "dayum" or "yeah" after every bar. Funny, MCs used to do that when they said something ill, not rhyming "hell" and "jail" for the millionth time. Next time you listen to a Jeezy song, count how many times he rhymes "chain" and "thang".
A bad musician from Ocean Township, New Jersey, he thinks he can make good music but obviously, he cant. He sings for Roadside View. He also has his own solo project called A Simple Melody, Definitely describes him. Simple.
Thommy from Red Rover! Red Rover, Jon Ferris Sucks. A Simple Melody isn't good, quit.
Apparently you can get 4 single cheeseburgers here for $2... you can also get a pet mouse at petco for $2
mike: DUDE this mouse costs $2
jon: yeah dude, you can get four single cheeseburgers at mcronalds for that price