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Sucks balls.Is NOT funny.Steven Colbert is way funnier,especially when he was on Strangers With Candy.
Lewis Black is a real comedian.Jon Stewart is a failure.He failed at standup,he failed on his late night talk show and he's failing now.Craig Kilborn kicks his ass and Kilborn looks like the singer from the band The Queens Of The Stoneage.
Look,jon stewart is not now,nor has he ever been funny.He is NOT a comedian,he sucks as a talk show host,he's a shitty actor.He's LAME LAME LAME!!!!
by Bart Simpson,, October 11, 2005
 
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the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"
by opossum March 18, 2005
 
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Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
by darkochick October 01, 2005
 
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1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
by oberchode March 08, 2006
 
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Should run for president in 2008!
Jon Stewart - President
Stephan Colbert - Vice President
by Kelvin06 August 10, 2006
 
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The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.
Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever
by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005
 
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Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.
The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010
 
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Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.
"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."
by HeatherLovesCorddry November 09, 2005