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1. man up my ass
When a female tries to man the fuck up but cannot do so because she is just simply not man enough, all she can do is what any self respecting lady would do and bend over to recieve a man up her ass.
Sian - I cant watch this film its to scary
Jon - Don't be such a pussy
Sian - But its gunna give me nightmares
Jon - Just man up
Sian - But I dont like it (starts crying)
Jon - Man the Fuck Up
Sian - Man up My Ass
2. Man Flu
1)A slight sniffle or cold that is turned into a dreadful condition by the imagination of the male sufferer

2)A Man's Flu (flu = Long chimney structure for fireplaces) is used to describe a mans penis.
"Isn't Quint really ill?", "Nah, he just has man flu!"
"Homosexuals like Man Flu"
3. Pissed Off UPS Man
A man angerly beating his package.
"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
4. lil' jon
a derogatory term refering to any untalented white man who wishes to be type of hype man, just like the untalented black Lil Jon

-also known as a incogwiggro
That white boy over that with that pimp cup is definatly a lil jon

Stop fucking lil jonning whenever i say something you fucking incogwigrro!!!
by Derek "lil jon" Apr 13, 2004 add a video
5. train man
The man who saves people on the train... he also has a fascination with salad tossing.. he likes it alot!
"Train man! Save US!"
"Train man is here! Never Fear!!"
"Thank you Train Man!"
"Anytime! But Now You Owe Me A Salad!"
by Jon Apr 7, 2005 add a video
6. rubber band man
Rubber band man means a rubber you got on you the more rubers you got the more money u got on you like some ppl got 5 wich means around 5,000 dollers
Jon:Dam nigga look at that rubber band man
Tom:O D he got 5
7. Steven Colbert
A hero who has a show, "the colbert report" on comedy central. Steven is the man because he talks shit about president bush
steven colbert is the man, BITCH! so recognize!
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