an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase "juice of my peen." If it is acceptable for a woman to call her child "fruit of my womb," so is it for a man to call children "jomp." Jomp is both a plural and singular noun.
I hate having jomp. They ruin your fucking life.
by Vintoux November 26, 2010
Basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to shag them. Used by many fangirl twards her lust object.
Fangirl: *sees Orlando Bloom* O_O AAAAIEEE. *tackles* OHEMGEEILOVEYOUIWANTYOUINSIDEMERIGHTNOWLET'SGOHAVEHOTSTEAMYSEXINTHEJANITOR'SCLOSETCANIHAVEYOURBABY?
by San November 01, 2004