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Anything but an adverb. Jomp means whatever you want it to mean. "pass the jomp"
"lets jomp right now" "Im jompin" "What will I do with this jomp" "jomp city" "jomp titigy jomp" |
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| 2. | jomp | ||
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short for "Jell-O making partner", i.e. a partner in lesbian sex of any kind "She's not my girlfriend, she's my jomp. We'll be 'making some Jell-O' tonight."
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| 3. | jomp | ||
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an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase "juice of my peen." If it is acceptable for a woman to call her child "fruit of my womb," so is it for a man to call children "jomp." Jomp is both a plural and singular noun. I hate having jomp. They ruin your fucking life.
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| 4. | Jomp | ||
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Basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to shag them. Used by many fangirl twards her lust object. Fangirl: *sees Orlando Bloom* O_O AAAAIEEE. *tackles* OHEMGEEILOVEYOUIWANTYOUINSIDEMERIGHTNOWLET'SGOHAVEHOTSTEAMYSEXINTHEJANITOR'SCLOSETCANIHAVEYOURBABY?
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