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The word jomo means a little female creature who resembles a small animal much like a tortoise. It is also inspired by China and usually said in the same sentence as the word Soy Sauce.

A Jomos habits usually include having a strange love of Hello Kitty and eating good food. She usually stays close to her peers especially those who enjoy the presence of arms. A jomo is your friend.
Aw, what a cute little Jomo.
by Random March 16, 2005
 
1.
Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.
Guy #1: I had a great day, climbed a hill and didn't check facebook.
Guy #2: Good day?
Guy #1: Yea pure JOMO.
by thepeachman January 05, 2014
 
2.
3 fags one with diabetes one with fake sideburns one with no ballz
joe "i love the jobros"
Carl "no they're jomos"
joe "wtf"
Carls "they are gay"
Joe "no youuuuuuuu"
by john twodicks February 12, 2009
 
3.
Anything and everything at the same time and at all times.
The chick was totally Jomo.
by keefta boy January 06, 2009
 
4.
1. Title given to someone who is often arrogant, unreliable and in denial 2.Internet slang for someone who is homophobic

Originated from well known shenanigans of forum users named Jomo.
1. You are such a "jomo"
by Braedon kay September 02, 2007
 
5.
A Jamacian streetracing chronic, with a particular talent for wrecking Swift GTis, and spouting mindless bullshit on teamswift.net and other Swift GTi forums. Eventually got banned from TeamSwift, and is rumored to be in jail
Spray painting your exhaust for more horsepower? Who let Jomo back on the board?
Only Jomo would try streetracing an ambulance.
by Lihtan July 09, 2004
 
6.
1.used as a noun to describe Lewis J Costin
Jojomo thinks jomo is funny cause he makes her laugh :p
by jojomo May 28, 2010
 
7.
A homosexual. If the word was said in spanish, it would be pronounced "Homo" (The 'J' makes an 'H' sound)
Man, Tony is really acting like a jomo lately. He's been rubbing my leg and hitting on me alot.
by Phillip Doerner June 03, 2004