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Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.
You can make it through this. Your a jolynda.
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Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.
by sintara February 02, 2010
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a girl with long brown hair, clear skin, and a stunning smile. The name for beauty and strength among 30 year old women.
Don't worry you'll make it through. You're a jolynda.
by sintara February 02, 2010
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