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Jolson's Law 

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.
"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
Jolson's Law by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011
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Jolson Disciples

An upstart street gang hailing from the suburbs of Las Vegas, mainly Henderson and Summerlin. The "JD's" (pronounced yay-dees) are a predominantly white gang specializing in the sale of counterfeit drugs and stolen fast food gift cards. Allegedly founded by late vaudvillian Al Jolson, the JD's motto is "en al confiamos" (trans. "in al we trust").
I was thinking about pledging the Latin Kings or maybe the MS-13, but when the Jolson Disciples made me an offer, I felt like the prettiest girl at the dance!
Jolson Disciples by DMZ19781 June 14, 2008
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Al Jolson 

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but spread all over the face
I didn't just give her the Dirty Sanchez, I gave her an Al Jolson.
Dirty Sanchez
face
poop
crap
shit
facial
Al Jolson by tomhalf October 23, 2014

Filthy Al Jolson 

Like a filthy Sanchez but you stick your shit covered dick in her mouth and the shit builds up on her lips
Last night I gave my girlfriend a filthy Al Jolson
A person who loves u alot and can do anything ,he don't care of what others think about him. He is just perfect for his friends . The girl will be lucky to have him
Joyson by Khushi shah October 26, 2018
A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.
"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.
Jolton by CozThe January 31, 2022
An amazing guy with gorgeous eyes that will make you fall for him more everyday. He's super talented and cute. He's got an awesome laugh that will make you smile and his smile is just unf. He can sing, dance and play guitar. He's really funny and sweet. He's a great boy friend and is completely unique. He's the cute kind of dorky and is awesome.
Have you seen Joson he's amazing
Joson by Momentsininfinty October 20, 2013