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13. jolly roger
A dumbass who created the book known as The Anarchist's Cookbook. This book has led to many deaths and body parts exploded off a person's body who was stupid enough to follow the directions to create pyrotechnic explosives that were completely unstable.
1 2.. freddy's comin' for you.. 3-4 lock the door. 5-6 pick up stix.. holy shit that lightbulb trick worked!!!
by Kamisama Apr 30, 2005 add a video
1. jolly roger
A pirate flag.
"Raise the jolly roger mate!"
by Kanzure Jan 1, 2004 add a video
2. Jolly Roger
Double-fisting so that the arm going into the vagina and the arm going into the anus are crossed. For effective movement, the crossed arms are held just below the head, thus creating the "Jolly Roger" similar in resemblance to the infamous buccaneer flag.
Avast matey! Let's head to the crows nest and strike the Jolly Roger!
3. Jolly Roger
The act of ejaculating in someone's eye, thus causing one eye to shut. Variations include saying "Arrr!" immediately after the eye closes to ensure proper scoring.
"I missed her mouth and inadvertantly gave her a Jolly Roger"
4. Jolly Roger
jol-ee roj-er

-part of speech: noun
-origin: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

1. the act of receiving a blowjob and ejaculating in a person's eye, thus making them squint and shout, "RRRRR" like a pirate;

usually performed after a Pittsburgh Pirates' victory, when television broadcaster Greg Brown says, "Raise the Jolly Roger!"
1. That was a great game tonight! I can't wait to go home and get a Jolly Roger from my wife;
2. Goddamn it, the Pirates lost again tonight. Their losing streak is now at 8 games. I haven't gotten a Jolly Roger in over a week... my balls feel like they are gonna explode.
5. Jolly Roger
Another name for the skull & crossbones symbol.
"My Halo 2 character has a Jolly Roger symbol on his shoulder."
-me
by Dave Dec 31, 2004 add a video
6. Jolly Roger
A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.
My good friend Dave was pitching the jolly roger to his girlfriend from the VA hospital last night.
7. Jolly Roger
A sex position were your left or right leg is wrapped around your partners neck as you fuck them in their nasal passage. when done succecfully the penis head should be consumed with mucus and cum.
I gave Tina a mean jolly roger last night, So its my fault she has a stuffed nose.
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