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The hidden jew gold that jews are unwilling to: admit that they have, share, show, or spend. Often found in large chunks or nuggets, jew gold is extremely valuable and those lucky enough to posses it are powerless to its power to never share it.
Hey look at Jakob. He's been so busy hoarding his jold, no wonder he hasn't been at work or class.
by wrathofgrapes April 21, 2011
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BongRip had some jold on his chin while he was on cam.
by Marrrgon March 17, 2011
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