Me: I have been rock climbing, and getting wasted.
Other person: Jokes...
2. Dude that shit is JOKES!
3. Wow dude, check out the patterns on that piece of chocolate! NO DONT EAT IT!!!..... jokes, u fuckin eejut.
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?