joke

1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure

1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.

by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003

joke

The WNBA. (Women's National Basketball League)

Holy crap. The WNBA. What a freakin' joke.

by rip12345 December 5, 2007

a joke

someone who was born a worthless life, as their only purpose was to be laughed at

(someone who nobody likes)

avril lavigne is a joke

by Avril is a poser April 3, 2006

jokes

great word, use it all the time, meaning 2.funny, 1.cool, 1.sweet, or 3.suprised hilarity... well worth remembering

1. Other person: Safe, I havent seen u in a while, where have u been?
Me: I have been rock climbing, and getting wasted.
Other person: Jokes...

2. Dude that shit is JOKES!

3. Wow dude, check out the patterns on that piece of chocolate! NO DONT EAT IT!!!..... jokes, u fuckin eejut.

by KitSteel April 16, 2007

Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD

shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever

by ASDFfdsa12345%$#@! May 15, 2011

jokes

Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.

1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!

2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!

by Very hot girl September 24, 2007

no joke

a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.

Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.

by Jailbait Kate June 18, 2007