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1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure
1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.
by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003
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Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.
1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!

2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!
by Very hot girl September 24, 2007
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great word, use it all the time, meaning 2.funny, 1.cool, 1.sweet, or 3.suprised hilarity... well worth remembering
1. Other person: Safe, I havent seen u in a while, where have u been?
Me: I have been rock climbing, and getting wasted.
Other person: Jokes...

2. Dude that shit is JOKES!

3. Wow dude, check out the patterns on that piece of chocolate! NO DONT EAT IT!!!..... jokes, u fuckin eejut.
by KitSteel April 16, 2007
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Term used by townie folk, to describe someting funny
Rory: This is jokes man.
by Wheelboob April 04, 2003
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD
shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever
by ASDFfdsa12345%$#@! May 15, 2011
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Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.
"It was just a joke!"
by nethcev! August 26, 2006
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Can be used as a replacement for "just kidding" or as a replacement for "funny". Usually used by suburban kids.

Kid #1: "Yo did you see that girls hair it was so jokes man"
Kid #2: "I'd totally tap that... lol jokes!"

Usage:
Kid #1 = "Funny"
Kid # 2 = "Just kidding"
by ZKills December 25, 2008
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