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an elephant and a camel meet on a road:

Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?

The camel pauses for a mimute....

Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
the moral of the joke is this: camels are sexier than elephants!
by yogos July 21, 2006
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Q: What does a Big Fat White women and a Brick have in common?

A: Sooner or later, they will both be laid by a Mexican.
Go ahead and laugh, it is true, but just a joke.
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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what do u call a black airplane pilot





a pilot you racist
by Savino biotch April 08, 2005
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This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?
It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:

dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."

son: "Dad, i'm over here."
come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)
by lilangel4eva September 23, 2009
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there is a rooster on 1 side of the river and a cat on the other, the roosters food is on the cats side and the cats food is on the roosters side

the rooster flies over to the cats side and the cat tries to jump across...

the cat falls in

the moral of this joke is wherever there is a satisfied cok, the is a wet pussy
by c0ksoaker June 23, 2009
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Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops
Funny shit, huh? I like that one
by James Lowe February 05, 2005
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