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A juxstapostion, whether internal (joke includes elements co-existing in an unlikely way) or external (subject or structure of joke creates tension between joke and common reality of listener) intended to arouse amusement. What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?
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Q: What does a Big Fat White women and a Brick have in common?
A: Sooner or later, they will both be laid by a Mexican. Go ahead and laugh, it is true, but just a joke.
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what do u call a black airplane pilot
a pilot you racist fuckin tennis players
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an elephant and a camel meet on a road:
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back? The camel pauses for a mimute.... Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face... the moral of the joke is this: camels are sexier than elephants!
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This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone? (If they answer no) A: Wanna go camping? It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.
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Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?
A: the cops Funny shit, huh? I like that one
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A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in: dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind." son: "Dad, i'm over here." come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)
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a thing. a funny thing. no meaning. no purpose. purely for amusemeny. joke. i am a joke. i was a joke. now i am a bigger joke.
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