| 1. | 5th Person Joke | ||
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When a piece of literature is written in 3rd person, but switches to 2nd person tell a joke, thereby making the joke seem funnier and more realistic "Bob was having a rough day, like the time you beat up your roommate just because he wouldn't let you have his pretzels."
Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke! |
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| 2. | beat a dead horse | ||
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the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask? person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you? person2:i thought you'd never ask persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse five minutes later, cop enters cop:hey are you beating that dead horse? persons1+2:yes... cop:...well...care if i join you? persons1+2:not at all cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it? |
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| 3. | simon joke | ||
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a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!! Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.
Everybody: shut the fuck up simon *everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon* Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!! |
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| 4. | yo mama | ||
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some pussy yankee joke that aye even funny, and they too coward to say yo dada, cause they know you beat the shit out of em if they did. yo mama,
yes i'm his mom your takin about and I'll beat the shit out you. |
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| 5. | Rakim | ||
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Born William Michael Griffin Jr, January 28, 1968. Most notible as the MC of Eric B & Rakim rap duo.
Greatest hip-hop vocabulary of any rapper of all time & author of such songs as; I Know You Got Soul Paid In Full Don't Sweat the Technique Eric B Is President Microphone Fiend Let the Rhythm Hit 'Em Follow the Leader My Melody Move The Crowd I Ain't No Joke Know the Legde (Juice) Also known as; the 18th letter the "R" the Master the God Emcee 'I Know you Got Soul'
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It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you Without a strong rhyme to step to Think of how many weak shows you slept through Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you Thinking of this, you keep repeating you miss The rhymes from the microphone soloist And you sit by the radio, hand on the dial, soon As you hear it, pump up the volume Dance wit the speaker 'till you hear it blow, Then plug in the headphone 'cause here it go It's a 4 letter word when it's heard, it control your body to dance (You got it) soul, Ditects the tempo like a red alert Reaches your reflex, so let it work When this is playing, you can't get stuck wit The steps, so get set and I'm a still come up wit A gift to be swift, follow the leader, the rhyme will go Def wit the record that was mixed a long time ago It can be done but only I can do it For those that can dance and clap your hands to it I start to think and then I sink Into the paper like I was ink When I'm writing, I'm trapped in between the lines, I escape when I finish the rhyme... I got soul You got it (4x) I know you got soul Picture a mic, the stage is empty A beat like this might tempt me To pose, show my rings and my fat gold chain Grab the mic like I'm on Soul Train But I'll wait 'cause I mastered this Let the others go first so the brothers don't miss Eric B. break the sticks (you got it) Rakim will begin when you make the mix I'll experiment like a scientist You wanna rhyme, yo... |
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| 6. | Blacked up | ||
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Getting beat up, or jumped, by a group of niggers. After Joe made a racist joke at KFC, he soon drew a crowd and was blacked up on the spot. His friends claimed they never knew Joe in order to avoid being blacked up.
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| 7. | Bruce Lee | ||
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In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks." ...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass. Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"
Response: "Get a life, nerd." |
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