| 1. | cheese box | ||
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when you eat a girl out during her period man me and kathryn cheese boxed all night long
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| 2. | eej | ||
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When you don't mean what you just said. (A shorter word for just kidding) "I'm 30 beers deep, eej!!"
"Ya i got into one last night, three broads at once, eej!!" |
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| 3. | Spangin' | ||
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A combination of banging and spanking, used to refer to a unbelievably good looking member of the opposite gender. Ooh, baby, you spangin'!
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| 4. | boobertunities | ||
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optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities "Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."
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| 5. | jo jo jo | ||
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Santa's cry if he was Mexican. Jo Jo Jo, Merry Christmas!
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| 6. | lazy finger syndrome | ||
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When you are tired and your finger develops ED erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one. 1: DOUCHEBAG.
2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off* 3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome |
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| 7. | sophia's sneeze | ||
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Any girl named sophia, sophi, or sophie generally has a unique sneeze. It could be unique because of timing, pitch, or sound. The girl does not necessarily have to have the name "sophia", although any uniquely timed, unique sounding, or unique pitched female sneeze is still called a "sophia's sneeze". Charlie: Let us have a moment of silence for our beloved friend and coworker, Steve Jobs.
Everyone: *silent* Alice: *sneeze* Charlie: Wow, well that's sophia's sneeze for you. or Sophia: ACHAGAZUNHEIIIIGGHHT!! Kyle: Figures. Your name is sophia, so obviously you'd have the signature "sophia's sneeze". or Sophi: *sounding like a mouse* Achoo. Frank: To be frank, you do have a sophia's sneeze |
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