(n.) Celebrity, countable

A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)

Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
JoJo: When you can date two beautiful women (and obviously be fucking them both) that believe you are in LOVE with them for over 1 year and never get caught and neither knows about the other. This is the Babe Ruth of dating.
Dude...you totally pulled a JoJo with those two babes last night...banging Tina for Dinner and Missy for a late night snack. You are totally my hero!
by Semor August 16, 2007
a currency value equal to about fifty cents
- Hey wanna get something from McDonald's?
- No, I've only got two Jojos.
- Well, you can get something from the dollar menu.
- Dat's true.
by Anonie Mouse April 09, 2007
1. Backstabbing a good friend

2. Sleeping with your friend's ex girlfriend/boyfriend
Man, that fucker pulled a jojo on me.
by The Mayor of the Hill June 06, 2007
a term used to describe a nasty vagina
jake smells like dirty jojo
by wonka 1231 December 07, 2006
Someone who acts like they know you, but they don't.
I was walkin' down the street, and this jojo rolls up and starts shakin' my hand?!
by Chario Iglesias March 28, 2006
mean gay or a homo that gets his crap packed.
your really jojo dude, I can't beleive you.
by nicoloco June 01, 2006

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