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a negro that is abnormally tall and is usually in love with basketball and has no true talent in it but does it anyway. Usually this negro's bestfriend is always with him and his bestfriend is atleast 2 feet shorter than him.. awkward... he also thinks he can get girls but he cannot and his short ass bestfriend can although he is a midgit. johvonn is typically a fake ass bitch and gets no pussy :(....
i like johvonn!".. "stfu, bitch!
by pastor dan and bishop bob June 27, 2011

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