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6. johns
1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
two lawyers = twice the shit
1. johns
In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.

May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."

Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."

Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
2. Johns
St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.
"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"
3. johns
to jones or crave/want something
buddy, i johns that girl over there
by Lightning Magg May 4, 2005 add a video
4. johns
1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
two johns = twice the diseased shit!
5. johns
slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
by Goudabaker Jul 8, 2005 add a video
7. Johns
Commonly used terrorist name in Saudi Arabia, originated from the massive genocide of over 100,000 men named "John", when directly translated means one who kills John, or flys a plane into his house.
Watch out for that Johns over there, he's got it out for you John!
by Billy Gates Sep 14, 2004 add a video
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