My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"
Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
Another way of saying "Catch you later"
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later