Johnorrhea 

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.

Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.

Johnorrhea by b-tox May 23, 2012

Johnnor

A team of handy men time travlers.

There goes Johnnor

Johnnor by PUNKS FOR BITCHES September 4, 2017

JOHNFORD 

A person with a great personality, romantic attractive and Good looking.

That boy is handsome and very humble he's JohnFord

JOHNFORD by Kztokrgy May 13, 2022

johnkurt 

the gayest man alive in ancient times this meant little penis man

wow he has a small penis he must be a johnkurt

johnkurt by sheerum320 May 24, 2018

johnkris 

I exist.

Johnkris is me. Therefore, I exist.

johnkris by IhaveAthazagoraphobia June 8, 2021

Johnkook 

he's like a drug, always addicted me to him.

Johnkook, he's a hot-drug.

Johnkook by xodydbaby June 11, 2022

johnkook 

someone who kills me with a precise shot in one try, has high-voltage attraction. he's sweet, but also like poison that strangely makes me die smiling in his romance. he admired my crown, and gave me a comfortable throne. he's a poem that i search for in every dull canvas that piles up. he's a hot guy who looks into my eyes first, combs my hair, admires my face, before kissing me. i love him and every way he treats me.

Johnkook, I love you. and will always love you.

johnkook by xodydbaby June 11, 2022