John Key 

The attempted act of joining into a three-way handshake, Usually resulting in embarrassment and rejection by the dominant handshaker.

(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)

"Bro that was awkward you just John Keyed me"

"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "

John Key by gotaproblem? October 26, 2011

johnley 

A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.

Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.

johnley by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jonkey day by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

John Key 

A senile old mental patient who escaped the asylum and is now running New Zealand. He needs to be stopped before he cripples the country forever.

John Key is an arse; that's all there is to it.

John Key by Trollbeast August 12, 2012

Johney 

Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.

"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"

Johney by coomlag January 15, 2022

Jonkey

A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick

Look at that jonkey rowing

Jonkey by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011

John Key 

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

John Key by Caspin April 26, 2016