Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

JohnAnthony 

A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend

JohnAnthony is so cool

JohnAnthony by sexysugarman17 December 20, 2020

Johnia 

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.

Johnia is a pretty girl.

Johnia by gia1763 July 31, 2016

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

Johning Session by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010

Pastor Johning 

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

Pastor Johning by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

Johnanthonymamrakjr 

1: the worlds most amazing Father and best Friend.

2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.

3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.

(*see example: C)

A: Having a father like Johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.

B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr

C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"

Johnanthonymamrakjr by suzyskywalker June 10, 2011

Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.

"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."


Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"

Johning It by TC lol March 4, 2009