JohnHaloCE 

that one fucking Legend of Twitter. suspended? yes. does his legacy live on? hell yeah!

man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.

JohnHaloCE by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021

Johnadu Bah 

Superior form of John Winston, cousin to Enzodu Bah, brother to Graceadu Bah, and greatest foe to the legendary Oscardu Bah, whom which his power resides in being the shortest nigga in the room.

Aaron: who owns microsoft again?
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious

Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok

Johnadu Bah by RiptideFPS November 25, 2020

Johnhansel 

Johnhansel is the cutest. He is an amazing person he always understands you when you need him to. He has a very seductive voice. He’s smart and he plays basketball. If you have a Johnhansel don’t let go. He is committed fully. He’s funny. At time he can be moody and have a attitude at times. He smells good. He copies homework. He has good morals and has manners.He has a playful side that comes out when he hangs around his friends. He’s a good listener and always know the right things to say.

Johnhansel: He has a big dick

Johnhansel by Johnhansel June 7, 2018

johnhaahhahhahhhhahahahaihskl;u098yb7tv 

mad duddddd

all heil johnhaahhahhahhhhahahahaihskl;u098yb7tv

johnhaahhahhahhhhahahahaihskl;u098yb7tv by creati May 27, 2017

johnmadden 

Verb. Scribbling incoherently over an image or diagram while explaining something. The scribbles make the diagram progressively less understandable. Words are rarely written.

Noun. Any such markup.

Derived from the way John Madden would scrawl shit over obvious football plays.

My customer johnmaddened the proposal so I have no idea what they want.

johnmadden by waxangel March 12, 2024