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1.
noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.
person 1.) "Did you see johnboy?"
person 2.) "No, I lost him as he passed the white wall."
by well pretty much yeah September 06, 2010
 
2.
A verb for convincing someone to do something they really don't want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.
You just john boyed that girl so bad.

Are you trying to john boy me?
by William February 26, 2004
 
3.
an act of general clumyness see also spacker
you just knocked over all the pints on our table - what a johnboy thing to do
by a good friend of jb November 23, 2006
 
4.
A description of someone you have met in the past who satisfies at least one (but mostly a lot more) of the following criteria: a jostler, a mug, Jose Mourinho, a yuppie, David Cameron, a cunt muscle, a mare, an eejit, a twat, a fascist, a dildo, a member of UKIP, the BNP or the EDL, Gok Wan, a smackhead, a knobend, anyone called Tarquin, a nonce, a dillhole, Cristiano Ronaldo, a Texan, a scientologist, an evangelist of any kind, a vag, a redneck or a wanker.
Oh my god that yuppie twat looked and sounded just like David Cameron. These fascist mugs are everywhere! What an absolute fucking john-boy...
by john_boy45 August 03, 2010
 
5.
Referring to the first names of the 2004 John Kerry and John Edwards presidential ticket.
I'm not crazy about Bush, but I'm not sure I'll vote for the Johnboys, either.
by Missy August 24, 2004