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Don Grady v. John Ellis 

The ultimate battle of two men whose names speak for themselves. Don Grady would win every presidential election without John Ellis running against him. In that election, it would be difficult to say who would win, but John Ellis seems to be more popular and would probably win. Don Grady should then be given the Vice Presidency due to his popularity also. John Ellis and Don Grady are our heroes.
"Dude, did you hear about that presidential election Don Grady v. John Ellis?"
"Wait, you mean the one between Barack, Hillary, and John?"
"Nah, man. I'm talking about Grady v. Ellis."
"Ahh, yeah, that election was tight. And by tight I mean awesome."
"I feel you man. What a move John Ellis made by selecting Grady as his VP, such a virtuous and humble man that Ellis is."
"Hell yeah. The country is in good hands with Ellis and Grady at the reins."
Don Grady v. John Ellis by CJ25INC February 25, 2008
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Don't Wake Up The John 

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed
My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

john dongle 

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise
I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.
john dongle by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

John Donado 

An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.
What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."
John Donado by SenorSauce March 2, 2023

John Long Dong 

A guy called John with a long dong
"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
John Long Dong by Henry Lawton January 8, 2015

John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.
hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool
John O’Donnell by your mom.com1234 November 15, 2020

Donald John Trump 

idiot Yes, Search up Idiot on any browser and you will see him! Also, he's a dick.
Donald John Trump is a Cocksucker.