john bowne highschool 

Aka the school that host the other half of the Asian’s population. Most of the kids are potheads but we lit af. Also the school where u can find a principle sexual assaulting the faculty. But u can always remember that the scanners are cheap af and never work.

John bowne highschool equals all that are listed knives, guns, weed, and scanners that never work

john bowne highschool by Ogga booga nigga nigga June 21, 2019

John Brown 

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.

1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“

John Brown by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021

John Brown 

1) A drugged out dumbass who can’t accept ANY responsibility for ANYTHING they do.

2) Useless as dogshit

Captain just got busted again and is headed back to prison,, what a John Brown he is.

John Brown by Old Wise E May 16, 2022

John Brown 

A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.

"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"

John Brown by A John Browner July 26, 2006

John Brown 

brown noser, ass kisser, a snitch, office rat, an opportunist, fake friend, user, preys on friends

Upper management has been trying to fire him from the start, but in order to save his position he ratted on his team lead who tried to save him. That is a John Brown Nose.

John Brown by Eaton Cummins May 19, 2016

Handsome John Brown 

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

Handsome John Brown by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

John Brown 

Having a family member related to you in more than one way.

"That boy right there is my cousin-nephew."
"What kind of John Brown shit is that?"

John Brown by Hockeyfan28 August 11, 2009