An extremely shitty movie starring Samuel L. Jackson.
Steve: Hey, did you see that movie 187?
John: Yeah, that movie sucked more dick than my dad.
John's Dad: Steve, let me suck your dick.
Aliases: Thomas Jones, Tom Jones, Infinite, MC Bilbo Bagginsmore...
A convicted child rapist masquerading as a rapper on the internet, luring kids into his basement with the promise of candy and booze.
In 2002, he registered on the IGN message board; known for his retarded antics, Bilbo decided to become a rapper by recording and then uploading amatuer songs with his Socom headset onto the site, Soundclick. From there on out, he changed his name to the generic 'Infinite' and touted Third Time's the Charm. (his imaginary album that will propel him to legendary status, as he is willing to "die for his words" and will, indeed, change the world)
For the next three years, he did several things:
- dropped out of college to follow in the footsteps of his deadbeat dad
- lured around or more than twenty six kids into his basement
- ignored any form of dental hygiene
- began an obsession with John Lennon, reminscent of Charles Manson and The Beatles
- shortly became a World of Warcraft addict, leveling multiple characters up Level 60
- continued with the promise of Third Time's the Charm, three years on (despite not getting anything even started until mid-2006)
- moved from Soundclick onto MySpace, where he touts how unique he is (along with the 60 million other people registered on MySpace)
If you see this man, be warned. He is at large and will roll "five cars deep" incoherantly rapping his dreck.
Eu Jin is one of the most common phrases used in Singapore today, largely due to the greater understanding of 16-year-old teenagers towards the usage of such a bombastic phrase within the past two years. Despite of that, due to the dearth of regulations towards the usage of this slang phrase, there are many scenarios in which this phrase can be used. The examples are:more...
1. A strong and muscular jock.
2. A vainpot who checks his mountaineous muscles frequently, and then mocks other people's pathetic build by massaging his own muscles, prodding other people's tissues of fats next, before looking at his mountains again and nodding mockingly and in self-indulgence.
3. A jolly fellow who enjoys laughing.
4. An idiot who enjoys using the class computer for inane activities.
6. A party animal who listens to any types of songs to chill and groove, except for crapshit such as eurotrash.
7. A singer who croons techno in classes.
8. A compulsive liar.
9. A Kazuya Kamenashi lookalike disturbed by the fact that he is being courted by every single girl he encounters, in spite of not having the maturity and experience to handle such pressure.
10. A regular victim of near-brawls.
11. A scholar with a strong grasp of the English language, having the tendency of using words matching his flamboyant style, yet confusing the poor average Singaporeans with his immense vocabulary.
12. A kid with a short attention span
One of the most sexy guitars in the world, made by Brian May of Queen with his dad out of a XIX century fireplace in the sixties.
Many guitars companies have released copies of this guitar and the most poplar one is by Burns.
Brian May's Red Special has many unique characteristics, which allow Brian May to create a distinctive sound.
A dad of daughters only; any man who either by natural birth or by way of marriage is parenting daughters only. Not to be confused with a GOGO, grandfather of granddaughters only or a SOSO DODO, a dad of daughters only raising some other schmuck's offspring.
Upon the birth of his third daughter John is a true DODO.
Bill is hoping he'll have a son this time so that he can shake that DODO stigma.
If Sam marries Sally, he'll become a DODO to her daughter.
a man's anus, specifically his asshole
I saw your dad's man-cave while he was sun bathing nude
Kind of like a drive through carwash but the windows remain open at first. While you are waiting in line to enter an attendant walks up to your car and hands all the passengers a card which has bubbles on it. They are instructed to bubble in information such as their position in the car, desired method of penetration (if any) and whether or not they would like to be sprayed with Sythejakulate (TM). The attendent also checks that all the passengers are nude and of appropriate age. When it is a car's turn the attendant feeds the cards into a photo-optic reader and instructs driver to put the vehicle in neutral. The fee is differential with respect to the acts requested and the number of passengers. Then it is dragged along be a traction chain as in an ordinary car wash. Once in side up to four extentable robotic arms spring into action. First they self-couple with the appropriate adapter: a hand, a mouth, a vibarating, Synthejaculate equipped dildo. Then they enter the open windows and begin fucking the car's occupants. Advanced artificial intelligence and faciobody recognition capablities enable the robotic arms to match requested sex acts to the correct occupants and to recognize when climax is reached or more or less stimulation is desired. Just in case a Robofucker (TM) goes bezerk or misreads a customer, a CPAmore...