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4. john thomas
a soft pretzel, or penis
one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas
1. John Thomas
The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
by Karl-Artur Haag Aug 1, 2005 add a video
2. John Thomas
Euphemism for male genitals.
"My, what a John Thomas he has."
3. john thomas
male organ (mostly used in England)
let me introduce you to John Thomas
by john cresswell Jun 12, 2005 add a video
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