"Put John Henry in me... or at least as much of him as you can"
You then pump the shit out of her as if you were pounding railroad stakes into the ground trying to beat a steam powered machine.
From the root words John, which means "to pound"; And Henry, which is latin for "in her moist pussy."
Has gone under many disguises including Chuck Norris, Mr T., Donald Trump, Both Olsen Twins, Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and the Maid from the Brady Bunch. Some of his most spectacular feats include PKing Zezima, outsmarting the VNS, turning blood into water, walking on water, and being soley responsible for the Fallador massacre using his 1337 H4x0r skillz.