| 1. | Dicked | ||
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A word used at a school called John Glenn High in Norwalk,Ca to make someone feel like a dumbass! If someone at school trips or does something embarassing the person or people who saw him/her trip will be allowed to DICK them by yelling the word DICK at them.
This has been a John Glenn High School 101 about Getting DICKED |
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| 2. | Muskingum College | ||
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A small college located in the middle of nowhere (New Concord). Home of the Muskies. Muskies are little tiny fish that look like a shark (the sharp teeth), but smaller who pose no big threat. Students who attend the college spend of there time at the local gas station (Circle K) or go behind the gas station where the railroad is and smoke ciggarettes all day.
The College is not very well known, but few famous people did go/attend the college.For an Example: Jack Hanna and Ignes Moorehead graduated from Muskingum Colelge. John Glenn would have graduated if he didn't drive his truck in the lake while being intoxicated. Person A: "Your going to Muskingum College, where's that? "
Person B: "In the middle of nowhere" Person A: "oh, I don't know anyone who graduated from there." Person B: "yes you do! Jack Hanna who is obessed with the Columbus Zoo and John Glenn would have grauded if he didn't drive drunk into the lake" |
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| 3. | John Glenn High School | ||
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1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood.
2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts. 3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours. 4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes. 5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed. 6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month. 7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass. 8. You wish you could move far, far away. 9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring. 10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication. 11. Everyone knows your name, not your story. 12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building. 13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life. 14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about. 15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs. Commack:"Did you hear about that girl that passed out drunk last friday night?"
John Glenn High School: "Yeah, the whole school knows, that's normal." Commack: "Oh...Got any weed for me?" John Glenn High School: "Obviously." |
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| 4. | astronautocracy | ||
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1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.
2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts. With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.
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| 5. | Muskingum College | ||
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A small liberal arts college located in the village of New Concord in East Central Ohio. The school was founded in 1837 by a group of local people who needed a place to educate their children. Muskingum College is associated with the Presbyterian Church USA. Graduates of note are John Glenn, Agnes Moorehead, and Jack Hannah. The school's athletic teams participate in the Ohio Athletic Conference (OAC) as the Fighting Muskies. I spent my undergraduate years at Muskingum College, where I earned a B.A. in History.
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| 6. | Glenn-style | ||
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Goonin',take no shit from anybody what so ever,A Dogg but still pullin the ladies Man i'm turning glenn-style man.
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| 7. | Glenn Becked | ||
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The act of having have your ass handed to you (usually in a verbal manner); in other words, to get totally pwned. Named after the infamous Glenn Beck after getting his ass handed to him by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters on The View Jake: Dude I went to holler at that hot chic and I was totally Glenn Becked
John: Yeah dude...you are like a total loser man. Chic Glenn Becked you...you should go sit in a corner and cry dude. |
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